So, for your enjoyment, here are the lyrics to We're Screwed, sung to the tune of Hey Jude:
We're screwed, it's really bad.
We took a good plan and did another.
Remember you should have aimed for the heart
Now we're apart and it's all over.
We're screwed, so be afraid.
We were meant to go out and get them.
The minute we let them under our skin,
We were done in, now it's all bedlam.
And I can't run now for the sprain, I'm screwed, the pain
Blood's trickling down between my shoulders.
For well you that it's not cool to play the fool
By running away as I grow colder.
We're screwed, you let me down
Now this hell on earth is unfettered
So remember now that you've gone astray
You'd better pray I don't get better. (better better)
Don't let it out of the box it's in, we're screwed, so screwed
Everything's gone to hell and it's all over
So you thought you could save your own skin, you're screwed, it's sin,
We are all in this shit-storm together
We're screwed, make no mistake.
We should have listened to everything
The moment that anything fell apart
Was time to start to make with the
running, screaming, begging, pleading, please don't eat me, NOOOOooo.....!
Iä iä iä iä iä, iä iä iä, we're screwed...etc.